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    I have a member in the ski club (who will remain nameless bc he's on TT) that is worried about amoebas and ecoli risk after hard rains here.... Another member wears a nose plug.... I don't understand why there is such concern...? I mean if you go and use nose plugs for amoebas, what about your mouth, ears, skin/pores peehole or butthole?

    Let the fun begin, I've been laughing about this crap all day long on private text....



  • #2
    I little girl got one a few years ago on Lake LBJ the same time we were down there. Stuff happens.

    If I were you, I'd take a bunch of plugs for all the above mentioned.

    Have a great weekend.
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    • #3
      What brand do you use ETS?


      LOL!

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      • #4
        Brain-eating amoebas thrive in US lakes as global warming heats waterways:
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        • #5
          Originally posted by east tx skier View Post
          I little girl got one a few years ago on Lake LBJ the same time we were down there. Stuff happens.

          If I were you, I'd take a bunch of plugs for all the above mentioned.

          Have a great weekend.
          East, I didn't know you were into that kinda thing

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          • #6
            Originally posted by GoneBoatN View Post
            Brain-eating amoebas thrive in US lakes as global warming heats waterways:
            http://www.theverge.com/2013/6/27/44...climate-change
            Maybe my member thats worried about it already has is and doesnt know it

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            • #7
              Amoebas and ecoli do not enter from rain

              Amoeba breed in stagnant warm water that has no circulation. The lake we ski in is spring fed and probably doesn't get above 80* all year long. It also has very good circulation. There is vegetation in the lake is good and the lake is healthy. Ecoli may enter the lake from all of the fields behind the lake where cows chit all over. The runoff may run next to a cow turd or two but the ammount off possible ecoli vs ppm of water that it would take to hurt someone is not happening. The lake will filter itself and the water is actually clean.

              Btw the amoebas can also enter through an eye or heck a paper cut.



              A nose plug used for someone w sinus problems is one thing. Protection against the amoeba is ridiculous.



              This is like don't go outside bc we might catch West Nile virus from a mosquito.
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              • #8




                Amoebaes having fun:


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                Ameoba vaulting a high fence


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                Ameoba with a bakers hat


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                Ameoba with a broken leg


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                Ameoba with a flashlight


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                Ameoba with a French Horn


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                Ameoba wearing antlers


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                Ameoba with a rifle


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                Ameoba with a bow and arrow


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                Ameoba with flat feet


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                Ameoba skateboarding


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                Ameobas having a conversation


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                Ameobas in a parade


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                Ameoba balancing act


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                Ameobas on a see-saw


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                Confused ameoba


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                Shocked ameoba


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                Bodybuilding ameoba


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                Bodybuilding ameoba on steroids

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                Ameoba disguised as a full stop

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                Ameoba hiding behind a full stop

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                Full stop disguised as an ameoba


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                Ameoba with a megaphone

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                Ameoba waiting for the bus

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                Ameoba goalkeeper


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                Ameoba with glasses


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                Squashed ameoba


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                Ameoba hiding behind a chair


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                Stretched ameoba


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                Ameoba on the high wire


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                Ameoba juggling


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                Ameoba hiding behind a haystack


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                Ameoba with a party blower


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                Ameobas in a queue


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                Ameoba with chopsticks


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                Ameoba with large eyebrows


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                Ameoba with wig blowing away in the wind


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                Ameoba vampire bat


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                Ameoba with a satellite dish


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                Ameoba watching TV


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                amoeba watching Playboy Channel


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                Ameoba with a boomerang


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                Ameoba tossing the caber


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                Clockwork ameoba


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                Speaking ameoba


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                Ameoba octopus


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                Sleeping ameoba


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                Ameoba with pom-poms

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                • #9
                  Just have tequila after skiing - problem solved..
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                  • #10
                    Not sure about ecoli, but I know the amoebas enter through the nose:

                    http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/

                    I know they are in the Lakes I visit. I avoid stagnant areas, and sticking my nose in the sand.

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                    • #11
                      Alright, this thread has got my attention. Lmao

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                      • #12
                        Naegleria, the brain eating ameoba is real and present in warm Southern waters. There have been rare cases in Missouri and one in Minnesota also but Texas and Louisianna make the majority of cases. It enters your brain through the vessels in your nose. If it entrered somewhere else, it would get filtered in your spleen and would not make you sick. Nose plugs are definitely a good idea. Other plugs, unless that is your thing, are probably not necessary! No evidence that the incidence is increasing so not related to global warming.

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                        • #13
                          watersports still safer than driving...

                          maybe the amoebas are like Zombies...

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                          • #14
                            I think some kid died of this after visiting the cable park in Orlando.

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                            • #15
                              Maybe this guy had an amoeba in his head?

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