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  • Sorry, I was slow. If you do the whole quote, it does end in Y. My bad!

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    • Originally posted by Endurance View Post
      I'm lost. Shouldn't the bartender's tattoo say "Wa?"
      Originally posted by Endurance View Post
      Sorry, I was slow. If you do the whole quote, it does end in Y. My bad!
      Change your avatar, Professor! LOL
      The sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in it's net of wonder forever - Jacques Cousteau

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      • No kidding!

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        • Its not the morning but I just saw this and wanted to share...

          I just received my tax returns from 2015 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people; 2 million people in over 240 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S House and Senate." They said this was NOT an acceptable answer. I keep asking myself.. WHO DID I MISS???

          sorry if its a repeat but I just don't care.

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          • nice.... :-)

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            • Walking Eagle

              Haha

              Hillary Clinton was addressing a group of American Indians in New York telling them all she did as senator and all she plans to do for them as President. At the end of the meeting the chief gave her a plaque with her honorary indian name, Walking Eagle. After she left someone asked the chief if there is any meaning to that name. He said "A walking Eagle is a bird that is so full of crap, it can not fly."



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                The sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in it's net of wonder forever - Jacques Cousteau

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                • Hey salomjunkie, not sure where you get them but keep em coming!

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                  • Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about
                    Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the

                    Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians),

                    the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive
                    to make jokes about the Muslims?

                    Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect,

                    by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.

                    So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

                    1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
                    object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
                    2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
                    launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
                    3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
                    4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
                    bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
                    5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and

                    suicide, You may be a Muslim.
                    6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't
                    declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
                    7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
                    explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
                    8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
                    uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a
                    Muslim.

                    9. If you have nothing against women and think every man

                    should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.




                    Freedom Is not Free !


                    INCOMING GUNFIRE ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!

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                    • Originally posted by Bouyhead View Post
                      Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about
                      Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the

                      Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians),

                      the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive
                      to make jokes about the Muslims?

                      Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect,

                      by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.

                      So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

                      1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
                      object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
                      2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
                      launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
                      3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
                      4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
                      bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
                      5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and

                      suicide, You may be a Muslim.
                      6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't
                      declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
                      7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
                      explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
                      8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
                      uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a
                      Muslim.

                      9. If you have nothing against women and think every man

                      should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.




                      Freedom Is not Free !


                      INCOMING GUNFIRE ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!
                      Muslims in the 1700's in the middle east invented the condom using goat intestines. It wasn't, however, until in 1827 when the British perfected the idea by taking the intestines out of the goat first.

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                      • Originally posted by Polak

                        The sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in it's net of wonder forever - Jacques Cousteau

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                        • It's Alabama week here n Tennessee so here goes :

                          When an Alabama couple decides to divorce after 25 years of marriage...Are they still cousins?

                          What does a Hurricane a tornado and an Alabama couple going through a divorce have in common?

                          Somewhere somehow somebody is going to lose a trailer.
                          Our 2014 X2 is Sold.

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                          • A seriously depressed, but really hot woman stands at the edge of a bridge trying to get up the nerve to jump.

                            A passing homeless man stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

                            The woman says, "Hell no! Get away from me you sicko!"

                            The bum turned to leave and muttered, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
                            The sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in it's net of wonder forever - Jacques Cousteau

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                            • My buddy and I were fishing, not having any luck when he told me to row faster. I rowed and rowed when all of a sudden both oars snapped right in half.

                              Stranded, he said, "What now dip****?"

                              "Don't worry. Somebody is going to come by." I answered.

                              Just then around a corner came an Englishman and two ladies with umbrellas.

                              I yelled out, "Could I borrow one of your oars?"

                              The Englishmen said, "Them's not oars! One's me wife and the other's me sister."
                              The sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in it's net of wonder forever - Jacques Cousteau

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                              • Cringe, Polak! So cringeworthy!

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