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    I heard on the news that they rushed Joe Biden to the hospital ... can can't stop Putin

    go Brandon!


    • Mornin Gang,

      It's Friday and March 11 and we're still not skiing yet. That sucks. Oh well...

      The other day I said to Mrs SlalomJunkie - "Honey, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”

      She said “But sweetheart, I don’t have new glasses.”

      I said “I know, but I do..."

      Here's your Friday humor!



      A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Ryan"

      Passenger: "Who?"

      Cabbie: "Ryan Jay Robinson. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Ryan Jay Robinson, every single time."

      Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

      Cabbie: "Not Ryan Jay Robinson. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

      Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

      Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Ryan Jay Robinson, he could do everything right."

      Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

      Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Ryan, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Ryan Jay Robinson."

      Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

      Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Ryan. He died. I'm married to his widow."

      The sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in it's net of wonder forever - Jacques Cousteau


      • Reportedly, GOP Congressman George Santos did compete as a drag queen in Brazil some 15 years ago.

        He won title of Miss Representation.​