Official: "Its College Football Season" Thread

[captain planet]

HA! He was at the game, but watching how it's supposed to be done!

Alright Maristar210...tell them boys is blue to kick the s@*t out of Notre Dame! I'll be watching and hoping for a Big Ten butt whipping of the 'beloved' ND.

P-hat, I am ashamed of you. Don't you know the rules of being a TRUE Buckeyes fan? I will post them here in a little bit, but on of the rules CLEARLY states that "When michigan playes notre dame, it is MANDATORY to despise both teams. There are NO winners."

O.....H.....I......O

[captain planet]

Rules for Buckeye Fans:


*Never agree to get married on a Saturday Ohio State is scheduled to
play football. There are typically 40 other freakin' weekends to
choose from...make her/him choose one of those!

*Never attend a wedding during an Ohio State football game unless you
carry a TV......and watch it even during the ceremony.

*It is OK to wear an OSU football jersey even when old....and
fat....and bald. Extra points if you've got an OSU baseball cap on
backwards.

*Always, and I mean ALWAYS, return any "O...H" with a hearty "I...O."
This is true even during funerals, sex, in foreign countries or when
witnessing the birth of your child.

*When Notre Dame plays Michigan, it is mandatory to despise both
teams. There are no winners.

*You despise the following teams, in order: Michigan,ND, USC, Miami
(that's Florida), and Bama

*It is OK to be emotional (and even "tear" up) during the following:
-Script Ohio
-Your child's first Buckeye game
-Carmen Ohio
-During a Tressel speech
-Listening to "What I Want"
-Remembering Woody
-After beating Michigan
-Winning the National Championship
-When NFL Buckeyes state on Monday Night Football that they are
from "THE" Ohio State University.
-Hearing the phrase, "Rest easy Woody, the new man has
arrived."
-Ramp entrance

*It is not cool to make fun of the Neutron Man. Especially now that
he is watching games with Woody.

*Buckeye necklaces must be worn at all times on game day from the
time you leave your place of abode until you return.

*Always take off your hat during Carmen Ohio and physically remove
the hats of anyone in your vicinity who fails to do so.

*Everyone should rush the field after an OSU home victory over
Michigan at least once in their lifetime. (Extra kudos for those of
you who rushed the field at IU and tore down THEIR goalposts a few
years ago...c'mon you know who you are!).

[P-hat_in_Cincy]

P-hat, I am ashamed of you. Don't you know the rules of being a TRUE Buckeyes fan? I will post them here in a little bit, but on of the rules CLEARLY states that "When michigan playes notre dame, it is MANDATORY to despise both teams. There are NO winners."

O.....H.....I......O

While I despise UM to my core, I will always be a supporter for the Big Ten conference. That, coupled with my extreme hatred of the media's love affair with ND = yes...ahem...a pull for ND to get beat this weekend (and every weekend). O/C the opportunity to pummel Weiss and ND (again) in front of a national audience is appealing.

Sorry to disappoint, but here's to a ND loss this weekend!

[Maristar210]

Don't Worry P-Hat...If the Weasles can't get it done...State has owned ND for almost a decade now.

OPS,

You are sniffing glue again aren't you?
ND will murder you. I said it here and now. Mark your calendars.

Steve

[OhioProstar]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week (Season) to stop sniffing glue."

or

"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times."

GO STATE

[Maristar210]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week (Season) to stop sniffing glue."

or

"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times."

GO STATE

What is Tommy Boy?

LOL LOL LOL

[OhioProstar]

The first one is Airplane.

[LakePirate]

Went to the Tennessee vs Air Force Game last night and my boys in blue gave the Vols a run for there money! I am active duty here in Knoxville and went to the game with a few co workers. We were the few in blue in a sea of oarnge. It was a great game. A real nail bitter to the end. 4th Qt AF kicks a on side kick and recovers. They travel down feild in a few plays and score to make it 31 to 30 Vols. Faced with the Decision to kick or go for 2 my boys show everyone that they came here to win and they try for 2. Unfortunitly they were stoped. Then they try another onside kick and recover ,but were called offsides. Try it again and finaly Tn. pulled there heads out and recovered. WHAT A Game
I can't wait to see the Fl. Gators stomp the Vols next week.
BTW I am a die hard Gator Fan but also must suport my Air Force Team mates!!

By far the best game of the Day.............

Just watched the game on the replay. Reminds me of 1996 when Georgia Southern ran up over 300 yards against the eventual national champs (some team from gainesville) and in 04 when Georgia Southern gave Georgia all they wanted. Same offense.

Had to say that I was disappointed in the officiating. Looks like the boys from the Mountain West were in over their heads. Slow whistles all night. Nothing but respect for the service academies (Go Navy!) but thought that the AF took some liberties with the late whistles and were a bit shady all together. I was very surprised by this to say the least.

[atlfootr]

FSU came through .. again

[noose374]

LSU vs. Auburn.

Should be a great game.. I hope the Tigers from Louisiana can pull it off. Both teams look good.

I'm going, is anyone else? I can't belive College Gameday is going to USC instead.

[bradamerry]

I'm going, is anyone else? I can't belive College Gameday is going to USC instead.

they have to give USC alittle love or they will start crying..

[richardsoncd]

Just watched the game on the replay. Reminds me of 1996 when Georgia Southern ran up over 300 yards against the eventual national champs (some team from gainesville) and in 04 when Georgia Southern gave Georgia all they wanted. Same offense.

Had to say that I was disappointed in the officiating. Looks like the boys from the Mountain West were in over their heads. Slow whistles all night. Nothing but respect for the service academies (Go Navy!) but thought that the AF took some liberties with the late whistles and were a bit shady all together. I was very surprised by this to say the least.

We had Southern just where we wanted them.....you just worry about October.

[LakePirate]

We had Southern just where we wanted them.....you just worry about October.

You just keep telling yourself that.

You going to stop by our tailgate in Athens?

[richardsoncd]

You just keep telling yourself that.

You going to stop by our tailgate in Athens?

You're not going to believe this, but I'm going to be out of town...long story. But I will still be watching the game in style, don't you worry.

[LakePirate]

You're not going to believe this, but I'm going to be out of town...long story. But I will still be watching the game in style, don't you worry.

What? I don't believe it.

Do you not coordinate your schedule with the football schedule?

You should come to Mag Mania this weekend.